BREAKING! PDP Lagos Governorship Candidate, Jide Adediran ‘Jandor’ Asked To Commit Suicide

TRIXX NG reports that the governorship candidate of the People Democratic Party (PDP) in Lagos state, Jide Adediran ‘Jandor’ has been asked to commit suicide by a former aviation minister, Femi Fani-Kayode who is one of the spokesperson for Tinubu’s presidential ambition.

FFK in a tweet this afternoon claimed that he heard the PDP candidate, Jide Adediran ‘Jandor’ has abandoned his governorship ambition after the huge crowd Tinubu gathered at Tafewa Balewa Square for his presidential rally yesterday.

The former minister in his claims explained that Jandor has decided to return being a fridge repairer, motor park tout and a professional scammer. He then asked that instead of doing that, he should jump into the Lagoon.

These were his words

‘’After the massive rally for Jagaban & Jide yesterday I hear baby boy Jandor has resolved to go back to being a fridge repairer, a professional scammer & a motor park tout & that he has given up on his vain and lofty ambition to be Governor of Lagos.’’

‘’Someone tell him to do us all a favour & go jump in the lagoon instead! Trust me when I tell you that by the time Jide finishes with him he will be as worthless as soiled and overused toilet paper. The only thing left for us to do will be to flush him down the toilet.’’

‘’If truth be told it would be the harshest punishment from God to have a little monkey like that as the local village idiot let alone Governor of Lagos state. Dolphins will walk, dragons will speak, bulls will fly, lions will do the foxtrot and hell will freeze over before that ever happens. The boy is not even fit to be a public toilet cleaner in Mushin, a sh*t carrier in Isolo, a rat-catcher in Maroko, a garbage collector in Oshodi, a street sweeper in Okokomaiko or a street walker in Ajegunle. He was born in the gutter and he will die in the gutter. That is his station, status, calling and destiny.’’

I won’t even mention that lady entertainer that he took as his running mate. Someone please tell this confused, misguided, vain, asinine and insufferably arrogant peasant of a boy that politics is not for unlettered, uncultured, uncouth, ill-bred and ill-mannered motor park touts, gutter snipes and night soil carriers. It is for men of character, strength, fortitude, wisdom, knowledge and destiny.

To think that a party like the PDP that once boasted of having men like OBJ, UMYA, GEJ, BG, Jimi Agbaje, Funso Williams and Musiliu Obanikoro within its ranks is now fielding worthless filth and riff raff like this beggars belief.

Someone tell him to do us all a favour & go jump in the lagoon instead!

Trust me when I tell you that by the time Jide finishes with him he will be as worthless as soiled and overused toilet paper. The only thing left for us to do will be to flush him down the toilet.
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— Femi Fani-Kayode (@realFFK) November 27, 2022